And the cakes and the biscuits!!! I know who you are thinking of..... Dave Parkman..... but you'd be wrong. Well sort of, yes he still eats all the pies etc but his Norms XI have sprinted clear like Usain bolt on steroids. His first team currently holds the gold medal position with a cushion of 50pts. The diving Luis Suarez is his best points scorer with 70pts but it's his lesser known players that are doing the business. Edin Hazard priced at a bargain £4million has scored points in every single game he's played in with a total of 53pts whilst Jan Vertonghen is rated the best defender so far, priced at £4.5million he has netted 49pts and is good for a goal or two. To make matters worse for the rest of us his second team Marges XI now occupies second spot. Juan Mata has been in fine fettle along with team mates Ivanovic and Hazard. They say it's a marathon not a sprint but the way Dave's teams have started this season it might take more than a few pies to slow him down.

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